Today on the BFF

As you might have gathered, this is a blog from a forum. So, here's a selection of the best things on that very forum - www.big-football-forum.co.uk - today.

"soon rafa will shrug at fergie when* we win the title

* - or if " - Nihilanth in "Benitez attacks Ferguson"

"He's Fergie's bitch and we all know it." - ProfGooner on Sam Allardyce in "Sam Allardyce...quit ya bitching!"

"Didn't care either way in the title race but this double bitch-fest has actually made me warm to the idea of a Liverpool title win. Utterly pathetic." - Zero in the same thread.

"I think there has been an element of Villa letting us off the hook in the league... But also I think there has been a bit of the luck "evening itself out"." - ProfGooner in "Champions League Quarter Final/Semi Final Draw"

"Keep the black colour scheme, anyone who suggests otherwise should be banned...that's my suggestion." stevieg in "BFF - Have Your Say!"

"Why don't we set up a BFF blog?" - Jon in "BFF - Have Your Say!"

"Michaela Tabb can polish my balls anytime." - Nady in "The Ronnie Carnival...."

"I don't blame the Spice girls for their success, I blame the British public, and in particular Jacqui Smith. Somewhere along the line she's bound to be responsible." - Panja in "Piratebay four sent to jail"

"James Morrison rocks." - Footiechick in "Gigs"

And I don't think we can top that last one, kids...